These girlfriends are not girlfriends, they are a jackpot


Girlfriend-/ ˈɡəːlfrɛnd / Noun. Meaning – a person’s regular female companion with whom they have a romantic relationship.

We are past that age where we would swear our lives to one woman, despite them making a total mess of our lives. To make it obvious for you, here are five types of girlfriends that can make your life A + and not that disgusting joke everyone laughs at every time they see your face.

  • The Caring One-

This is the best of all the five categories that we are going to discuss in here. A caring girlfriend is the perfect mixture of your mother’s care, girlfriend’s love and a chemistry of a best friend.

Qualities: Sensible, Understanding, Tender, Attentive and Good Natured

How to get one? – Still being researched

Where to get one? – Mars

 

  • The Mature One-

This girlfriend has to be older than you because that’s where real maturity lies. These days, “Sapiosexual” claiming girls don’t even know what actually an intellectual conversation is.

Qualities: Sensible, responsible, self-dependent, experienced and not whining

How to get one? – (PayPal us and we will tell you)

Where to get one? – Clearly on Tinder

  • The Chilled One-

This category of girlfriend is always chilled like your bottle of chilled beer. Always waiting for you to open her up and drink even when you already have one before.

Qualities: C-H-I-L-L-E-D and what else do you need?

How to get one? – Try ICE BUCKET Challenge

Where to get one? – Definitely not in your freezer

 

  • The Wild One-

This is one of those girlfriends who will take off your clothes and throw it away while you chase her naked. But, whatever else she throws away she will never throw away the fun from your relationship.

Qualities: Long nails, tongue piercings, untamed, crazy AF and high on Oestrogen

How to get one? – Be a freak

Where to get one? – Amazonia

 

  • The Mother Shadow One-

Disclaimer: DO NOT SEEK TO FIND THIS CATEGORY OF GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE NO GIRL WILL EVER CARE LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

Qualities: Everything that’s not your mother like.

How to get one? – Go to church every Sunday

Where to get one? – In a monastery

 

P.S. – Finding any of the above types of girlfriend is a bit myth. I can only say that you can try your luck! However, if you ever find the one, please do refer!

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These girlfriends are not girlfriends, they are a jackpot