Breakups are messy, and if you don’t do it right, it is going to affect you too whether or not you like it. I remember breaking up on the eve of my girlfriend’s birthday, now I may sound like a complete asshole but to be honest, I forgot that the next day was her birthday. I know, I shouldn’t forget my girlfriend’s birthday and that too when I am in a relationship. In my defence, I would like to say I that I was playing Fifa online and it was Champions Cup final, and she kept on calling me so many times that I had to pick up and when I did, my concentration break and my opponent scored a goal. Now I don’t know about you guys, but that was pretty brutal. It was a very tough fight, and when you are playing with Real Madrid, and your opponent is Barcelona, you are not entitled to focus on anything else.
Anyway, ever since I tried to pick the best time for breaking up and I am glad that I found 5 such times in the year that would make your breakup a not so big deal. It’s statistically proven, guys and took a lot of research. Not all relationships are healthy and just because your past relationships aren’t healthy either don’t mean that this one will be too. It’s trial and error method, you try something and as long as it works you are fine, but the moment that spark is gone, it’s better to leave because watering a fucking dead plant just makes no sense.
Call me whatever names you want to now, but I know you are going to thank me later!
New Year’s Day
It’s that time of the year, New Year – New Me and it’s astonishing that how people want to change themselves in a new year ends up turning all those things that are not him/her. People breakup is saying; it’s killing them. People throw out stuff because it no longer holds any purpose and so on and so forth. Still, it is the best time of the year for breaking up. Tell her/him, you want a different life, and that’s only possible if you are alone or you are planning to focus on your career this year more than anything else or how you want this New Year to bring you new tidings, and for that, you need clear space. Your partner will understand and as its New Year they would try to tell them the same thing that past is past and whatever happened last year shouldn’t be dragged this year.
The emotional drama is *poof* and gone. You are free to stalk your new crush now.
It’s the world renowned day for expressing your love and also speaking up for having that love gone from your relationship. Nobody gets to dump on Valentine’s Day is only good in books, but in reality, it’s the shittiest time of the year. If you want a substantial reason, tell your partner that you have expected more from him/her this Valentine’s Day. Make an impossible demand of having a perfect Valentine’s Day and say them that how your exes made you feel something special but your current partner can’t. This will make your partner so furious that he/she would never try to contact you again. Any person with self-respect would that, and you are free to enjoy your chocolate pie without having to bother what should you gift your partner on V Day.
March, the entire month
When the winds of winter are no longer blowing, and the sun comes up, you realise that it has been enough. Time to take a break from life, because every one of your friends is breaking up too and if you also do, she/he will understand that something is wrong with nature or world and can spare you the tears. Moreover, it’s the financial year ending and if you are in a job, try to drag all the attention from your partner to your work, and it will do the trick by themselves. Always remember if you want to break up doesn’t mean you have to the person doing it. Make the other person say it, and you will neither feel bad, nor your friends will think you are a jerk.
The breakup season begins from November, and in the first couple of weeks, it’s time to recheck your choices of partner because you wouldn’t want to be stuck with someone on New year’s Eve, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Penguin Awareness Day and Valentine’s Day, with whom you are not hundred percent comfortable. The passing of autumn makes it beautiful to let go of things that no longer piques your interest. So, it’s time to hang your relationship out of your apartment as thanksgiving chocolates. If anyone else wants it can have it, with your blessings.
November End to New Year
You know that the reasons you gave as a college student still do work now and to be with the same person even on the holidays may feel suffocating. The slowly ending of the year caused you to reflect on both of your lives and do one of those things where you decide to change all the superficial aspects of it instead of doing any deep digging into your real problems.
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